Green Shoots Forest Fire

The Cleansing Fire

Back when the regime started imposing medical tyranny under the aegis of hastening the return to normal, the internet sages prophesied that "normal" would never come back. Like Vietnam or 9/11, our rulers' response to Corona-chan marked a point of no return the culture could never bounce back from. Take…
November 1, 202213 Comments
Musk Free Bird

Free Bird

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October 28, 20226 Comments
Musk Sink In

Liquid Plumber

Billionaire Elon Musk's half-year-long gambit to break the Death Cult's grip on social media has now entered the endgame. He's liquidated a fortune in Tesla stock. And the word from Wall Street is that the banks who've agreed to underwrite Musk's Twitter buyout have begun wiring the money to buy…
October 27, 20227 Comments
Twitter Musk

Twitter Staff Locked Out

... of their stock accounts in the runup to Elon Musk closing his deal to buy the social media site. Twitter has frozen equity award accounts for employees days ahead of the deadline to close its deal with Elon Musk, Bloomberg News reported on Tuesday, a sign that the social…
October 19, 20229 Comments
AI Writing

A.I. Writing

The same eggheads who said the internet would end censorship, Bitcoin would end state coercion, and Google thermostats would end global warming have also been telling us the A.I. revolution is 10 years away for 50 years now. But the advent of A.I. drawing algorithms like MidJourney and Stable Diffusion…
October 17, 202211 Comments
Musk Twitter

Musk v Twitter: 3 X the Charm

A surprise move that brings Elon Musk closer to owning Twitter than ever in their months-long legal saga, the billionaire has reversed course on his decision to abandon the deal. Elon Musk's $44 billion deal to buy Twitter is back on the table and the billionaire is claiming the purchase…
October 5, 20224 Comments
Musk Dorsey

Secret Messages

Elon Musk's legal wrangling with Twitter had been rather quiet since the social media company's board voted in favor of the billionaire's buyout earlier this month. Now, leaked messages between Musk and Twitter founder Jack Dorsey shed new light on Uncle Elon's motives. Elon Musk and Jack Dorsey texted privately…
September 30, 2022
Smarthphone Dark Age

A New Dark Age

As Western civilization decays, it's easy to forget that the errors that inaugurated a new dark age were sold as steps toward a shiny, sexy utopia. Progress is essential to the Death Cult's moral myth much as salvation informs Christian teleology. The Cult's brand evangelists prophesied that technological advances like…
September 28, 20225 Comments
Elonk Musk Popcorn

Twisty Twitter Saga

Billionaire Elon Musks's already Byzantine dealings with Twitter have taken another twist. Twitter's shareholders have officially voted to approve Elon Musk's $44 billion bid, allowing the board to take the company private if it can force the billionaire to uphold his deal in the upcoming trial. The shareholders met for…
September 14, 20223 Comments
Musk Twitter Ruling

Phase 4

The Elon Musk-Twitter court battle is unfolding as Musk anticipated, now that the judge has enacted phase 4 of the billionaire's plan. A judge on Monday ruled that Twitter must turn over documents from a former executive that would show how many ‘fake accounts’ are on the platform. “Twitter needs…
August 16, 2022