With Neighbors Like These

Neighbor Frank

Who needs to be groomed by strangers?

State Farm encouraged its Florida insurance agents to donate books on gender ideology to children as young as 5 years old, according to leaked emails obtained by Consumers’ Research. A spokesperson for State Farm denied to the Daily Caller that agents donated LGBTQ books directly to schools.

State Farm’s Corporate Responsibility Analyst Jose Soto sent an email to employees on Jan. 18 announcing the company’s partnership with The GenderCool Project, according to emails obtained by Consumers’ Research. The email encouraged six Florida agents to join the project and donate books on gender ideology to children as young as 5 years old.

“State Farm is partnering with The GenderCool Project to help diversify classroom, community center and library bookshelves with a collection of books to help bring clarity and understanding to the national conversation about Being Transgender, Inclusive and Non-Binary,” the email reads. “The project’s goal is to increase representation of LGBTQ+ books and support our communities in having challenging, important and empowering conversations with children Age 5+.”

The Death Cult ritual cant word salad in State Farm’s email would qualify as a Witch Test failure on its own.

But then their clumsy attempt at backpedaling dug them in deeper.

“Our participation in this program evolved quickly, and the decision was made several months ago for participants not to share resources with schools,” a State Farms spokesperson said.

To the untrained eye, that looks like a denial. Lucky for you, a professional editor is here to pierce the obfuscation.

In that one sentence, we have:

  • Evolved – a favorite weasel word among Death Cult pols to absolve themselves of betraying their voters. In a business context, it has the same effect of removing agency, and therefore culpability, for evils that “just sort of happened” for no reason.
  • -ly adverb – with rare exceptions, the presence of an adverb ending in -ly indicates an intention to deceive. It’s a subtle form of verbal hand waving that calls attention to itself in order to distract from the statement’s substance.
  • Passive voice – the second crooked politician dodge in one sentence. Recall Bill Clinton’s infamous “Mistakes were made” non-apology. In effect, it’s another way to evade responsibility.

Not only did State Farm fail a Witch Test, they also failed the editorial lie detector. And the lie has been given to their denial by Seabury School, which thanked State Farm for donating the same books the company said they didn’t share with schools.

Frank Booth from Blue Velvet was a better neighbor than State Farm. It’s close, but given the choice of living next door to a psycho drug dealer who only messes with people that mess with him, or a billion-dollar corporation infested by witches out to groom kids, I’m gonna have to pick the drug dealer.

I’m also gonna have to cancel my State Farm policy. They hate me, so no more money for them.

If you have State Farm insurance, I encourage you to stop doing business with a company that hates you.

I also encourage you to support creators who want to entertain you.

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4 Comments

  1. Man of the Atom

    [Jingle music starts]
    And like a child groomer,
    State Farm is there!
    [Jingle music ends]

    Too soon, or not soon enough?

  2. D Cal

    “The GenderCool project is a youth-led movement…”

    Hey! Demons! Leave them kids alone.

    • You won’t find me agreeing with Pink Floyd on many issues, but mandatory state-run schooling is one.

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