Today’s tale of high strangeness once again comes from Doc Strangelove on X.
And this time, it’s cautionary.
Ok so in my old unit we had one of our guys decide to do a ouija board for Halloween. Everyone in our squad except another guy said no thanks.
The night he did that he got choked by something he couldn’t see and things started moving in his barracks room. This happened consistently and it got so bad he finally convinced them to move him to a different room.
Every new guy setup in the room reported almost the exact same experience and it was like that for years after he did that ouija board.
It’s not worth the risk.
Thanks again to Doc for the hair-raising Ouja nope.
To be honest, it’s baffling that anyone still needs to hear this message by now.
Everyone from accomplished exorcists to New Agey Reddit Zillennials urges people not to mess around with Ouija boards. It’s the one thing the sage-and-crystals New Agers get right.
Now, some smart guys are still gonna say, “Lol, Ouija are made and marketed by the same company that makes Monopoly and Play-Doh. Are you afraid of a board game?”
To which I reply that any company who games their contracts to steal IP from their licensees betrays a degree of familiarity with how demons operate.
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