Synod Relator General

Synod Witches Madder

In another blow to the Death Cultists striving to impose witchery on the Church through synods, top officials within the current synod on synodality reasserted the Church's firm No Witches Allowed policy. The highest-ranking woman in the general secretariat of the Synod of Bishops has said that the ordination of…
December 15, 202211 Comments
Church Shop

Church Shopping

The Devil springs his most vicious attacks on the Church during two seasons. In Lent, the mainstream media overflows with pop pseudohistory books by fedora-tier academics pushing crackpot theories about Jesus. You might catch a talk show with one grifter claiming Christ was a failed rebel who got executed and…
December 8, 20227 Comments
Despair Kills

Atheism Kills

This site has documented how atheism is over, with godlessness declining faster than any religion while Christianity holds steady as a percentage of the world population. But it looks like you can't keep a Reddit sperg with daddy issues down. Because the fedoras have sounded another quixotic charge at the…
December 7, 202223 Comments
Carlpoast

It Don’t Matter

While a majority of Americans still practice Christianity at home, our rulers submit to a heretical secular religion. And they've taken pains to make sure Christians' beliefs have zero impact on public life. One can agitate for state-enforced child mutilation and not only be tolerated but praised. Yet refusing to…
November 23, 20224 Comments
Biden MAGA

The MAGA Paradox

The first midterm elections since the establishment honeypot setup that ended Trump's presidency are upon us. Now the MAGA movement faces a crisis - in the original sense of a trial or a test. Can it survive the shift from two-party presidential politics to put up effective dissent against the…
November 7, 202217 Comments
Charity First Rule

The First Rule in a Crisis Situation

Maintain your charity. The redoubtable Fr. Chad Ripperger explains how in this reader-suggested video. Watch it here:   Happy, hopeful, and practical. Read now:
November 4, 20221 Comment
FrSheehy

The Christian Position

A reader writes: Hi Brian, I thought you might be interested in the story of one Father Sean Sheehey, who recently returned to his native Kerry from years spent in Louisiana. He made our national media for having a sermon this week where he fiercely attacked sodomy, transgenderism, and the…
November 3, 20221 Comment
Shia Labeouf Padre Pio

Tricked by God

The platypus is no longer the best evidence of God's sense of humor. Actor Shia LaBeouf said he converted to Christianity while shooting his upcoming film "Padre Pio" and has become a member of the Roman Catholic Church. Kidding aside, this is joyous news and still more proof that where…
August 26, 202219 Comments
Rosary Weapon

Weapons Flying off the Shelves

One phenomenon you can always count on is normal people rushing out to buy weapons anytime the Death Cult tries to ban them. Turns out that doesn't just go for physical weapons, but spiritual ones, too. Online shops that sell rosaries have reported a boost in sales following a controversial…
August 19, 20226 Comments
Q

The New Qult

Since at least 2016, Leftists have been fond of calling Trumpism a cult. This label gained traction when the Q Anon prank bamboozled BoomerCons, and even more so after January 6 of last year. We all know the Death Cult's penchant for projection. But sometimes the rule "it takes one…
August 12, 20226 Comments